Something like Trouble Incarnate

So. Hey. Um.

That Armesterwhatever place. That was the weirdest thing ever. Looks like earth, only the souls were all funny. I tried to eat a couple but it's like they were just... Being sucked somewhere. Somewhere that wasn't me.

It was weird. Don't think that was supposed to happen...

...Ah well, if I broke something, we're off now and it's not my problem. I'll let the little Amsterdamplace people worry about it if they're entire spiritual realm ends up exploding or something.

Hrm... I need something to do...

...Bingo.

[[OOC: If you step out into the hallways today, your feet'll be super-glued to the floor wherever you happen to be fifteen minutes after you do. After that, you're immune. Koryu's enchanted the halls, but since they're so big, the effect will only last a half-hour at most. :3 He was being too quiet, thought I'd cause some trouble.]]

Well, glad that didn't last too long.

Cleaning up other people's crap isn't something I'd like to invest my time into.

Blah.
BLAH.

I'm so bored right now.

Kinda almost sorta miss bubble-brain. Life's just not as exciting when I don't have someone's life to make a living hell out of.

HA HA~ You all got stuck doing crappy jobs and I get to lounge the day awaaaaay inste-

...

...

WHAAAAT!?!?

J-Janitor!? What the hell kinda of--

But don't we--
I don't--
Why would--
What the hell!?

Goddammit! I hate you all!

WAIT WAIT WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE.
...I think I read a fanfiction like this once. >(

No. Seriously.

Anyway, uh, yeah. Kinda weird. The junk in the trunk (or the lack thereof?) isn't bad, but the boobs--they're throwing off my center of gravity, for the love of all things--I'd just like to walk down the stairs without tripping over my dainty little feet! Hades, gimme strength.

If anyone needs me, I'ma gonna go drown out my heightened feminine feelings of guilt and kindness with alcohol.

Blech. Can't imagine how anyone can enjoy these things. It's like tar rolled up in paper. Take your stupid cigarrettes; I hope you enjoy the holes in those organs you kinda need to breath.

Bored. Kinda really bored. It's been too quiet lately. No one's been asking for trouble, so I haven't been able to deliver any, which means I'll have to cook up my own scheme, which means I have to put effort into getting what I want and I don't feel like it right now.

Hmmm... I think we're getting closer to a sun. I should probably take precautions in case I get small again... Dunno what'll happen with this alien light and all.


[[OOC: I need better Koryu icons. Leave it to me to pick a fandom that has like, no scans anywhere. D: BTW, Kaito, he got you your cigarettes, but the first one will explode because... Because it can. The rest are good though. :D]]

Alrighty. Normally this kinda crap is way to sentimental for my line of work, but given the circumstances, I think a list of New Year's resolutions is in order.

♫ Resolution 1 ♫

Annoy roommate more. I've been busy, but now it's payback time. >D Don't ask me what it's payback for yet, because I haven't thought of a good reason. But give me long enough and I'll come up with something. If I haven't driven him insane by the end of next year, then I obviously haven't done my job. The situation must be remedied~! Might have to do something about that gun, though. Might already be dead, but it still hurts to have a gaping hole in your chest, eh?

♫ Resolution 2 ♫

Manipulate you all into being my slaves... No, wait. Trap someone's soul and eat it. Because I'm hungry. And not even the big head-honcho in the sky or satan himself can make the world go 'round on an empty stomach.

♫ Resolution 3 ♫

Cloooooooooud~! I'm going to make you have a good time one of these days even if I have to find your room, drag you out of it, and force you to consume large amounts of alcohol until I get you to laugh or something. A guy as pretty as you shouldn't be locked up in a dark room bored all day. Maybe we should go pick up chicks or something. Emphasis on "or something." Heheheh... Yummy yummy soul!

And other than that, I resolve to cause as much chaos and panic as demonly possible on this ship! I've been slacking off but now it's time to show the world what I can really pull off. See y'all 'round the new year, kiddies. >D

[[OOC: Strikeouts are unreadable. :D]]

AHAHAHAHA--This is TOO MUCH FUN!!
You should have seen the look on his face... Oh God, I love snow. >D

THINK FAST, SUCKERS!!

[[Anyone who comes up to the deck to check out the snow will be pelted with magical snowballs, thanks to Koryu here. Some of them follow you around and hit you in the back of the head when you're not looking, some of them turn you green or blue or red or pink when they hit, some of them stick to you and refuse to melt... Whatever floats your boat (pun intended!). The effects should wear off in about a half-hour, though.]]

Well, a bunch of you people were doing this stupid thing so I thought I might try it too. Just to prove how stupid it is.

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Fetish oriented

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Huh. Well, I have been known to--THAT'S NOT THE POINT. STUPID.
Stupid stupid stupid.

This place is still weird. Some crazy robot came and broke the door down. I could probably fix it with magic but really; it's not my problem and I don't see ANYTHING in it for me. >D

I'm hungry. I wonder if those faceless people have yummy souls.
Or if they even have souls at all...

Roommate update: He's officially a freak. I can't really talk, what with the whole demon thing but STILL. Freaky. Maybe I should just eat HIS soul instead.

Right. So. Crazy ship in the middle of... Outer space. Or something. I dunno. I've seen some pretty crazy stuff, but I don't even think that the friggen' underworld had anything like this.

I mean, it's pretty awesome. It's pretty much technically night all the time unless we pass near a sun (which means I stay tall, dark, and sexy ALL THE TIME, how kick-ass is that?). The arcade's pretty damn entertaining, and I can't say no to the bar. But it's weird, man. I decided to fly through the... The Sinnlos hallway or whatever it's called to see when the hell it ended and it just kept going. And going. And going. Surreal, lemme tell ya.

And these servants? I didn't really realize it before but... Holy crap, they don't have faces, do they? That's kinda... Kinda weird. Kinda majorly screwed-up weird.

Oh well. Whatever. Weird as it is, it's sure as hell comfier than that damn house I was staying at. Stupid Shuichiro. Bubble-head's probably all kinds of mushy-happy-lovey-dovey with that reincarnation or whatever. A little bullying on my part would snap her right out of it! Blech. Love is disgusting sometimes.

Huh. I guess I have a roommate now. Wonder if they'd be any fun to mess with...